Flamingo (cards) make me happy :D

I'm starting to ignore blogging stories! So here's one:

Once upon a time this girl named Turtle found out she was going to get something in the mail. This wasn't just any kind of mail, it was something from her very good friend Jacqchhh! She was very happy and excited with this news but had to wait patiently. She hadn't even received it yet but was already thanking her friend. Jacqchhh questioned her, asking what if it was just a notecard with the word Hi on it? Turtle responded by saying she loved index cards.
A couple days passed and the day had finally came! An envelope from Coral Gables. Well it doesn't look dangerous, she thought. Turtle took her letter opener, the turtle one, and sliced it open. A card! With... a flamingo on it! yes a flamingo! Jacq explains the surprising similarities between flamingoes (flamingos?) and turtles. They can hide their heads, and they both like water. By gosh, Turtle thought, she's right! Why didn't she see this before?! Turtle was very happy to receive such a kind, and educational, gesture and she will reply to it someday soon!

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here's another story:

This past Thursday, Turtle went to Comedy Knight with some new acquaintances. She didn't expect to meet new people. She thought she would just meet her newest friend, Jonnie, and her boyfriend, whose name escapes her right now. They planned to meet in the Engineering Atrium at 7pm. Turtle sat down to wait on a couch, when at around 7:15 Jonnie and whole congregation of people come! Well okay it was more like six people. I think I was the only freshman of the bunch. Oh wait um SHE, SHE thinks she was the only freshman of the bunch. :P Woohoo, newbie!
They said the doors would open at 7 but they didn't open until 7:45pm. The place was packed to the top. Turtle and her newfound acquaintances being among those at the top. Finally, the show was starting. The Comedians were Gary Owen (from BET), Pablo Francisco (sp), and Daryl Hammon (sp again. the guy from SNL). It was a great show! SO Funny. Turtle had noticed how the comedians kind of spanned to a greater outlook. Most of Owen's bits were dissing UCF/college freshman girls. Most of Pablo's were about Florida/Latinos and Hammon's were about Celebrities/Bill Clinton. The first two guys were really loud, profanity-every-other-word, horny hilarious. That which appeals most to the college crowd. The last guy seemed a bit boring unfortunately. He didn't speak really loud and he sounded ill too because he started coughing a lot. Plus the college majority doesn't really care about the secretary of defense or how much the Kennedys don't have a true "Bawston ackscent". Nevertheless, Turtle had a very good time despite the airconditioning blowing on her the whole time. She was freezing without a jacket. Her friend Jonnie, who had a jacket, was just as cold. Turtle was also very happy to meet new people and even a new guy (he arrived later) whom she found out was also in her Intro class. hooray.

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