they've been here...

OKAY now i'm convinced the birds are after me!!!!

my dad and sister and i are going out towards the car last night and suddenly he goes, "was there here before?? did you see this??" no, we said and looked. BIRD POOP frickin all over the blue and gray car!! what the heck? it wasn't one big bird, it was a BIG FLOCK of birds! i told my sister that they were after me, and she was like NO they're after me! and i remember that she got pooped on twice and nearly missed once. haha. that's right! they're after our entire family! i believe it's some kind of warning....