Public Private Issues

On Friday, I was sitting in the Chick Fil-A at UCF for lunch and in front of me is this group of friends. One girl was particularly loud, outspoken and really energetic and at one point decides to go on top of a table outside and recite cheers. I found this hilarious but didn't want to acknowledge this because then I would be admitting to eavesdropping. She comes back with her female "friend" who was also outside with her a couple minutes later they're fighting. I just thought it was a big pretend fight. You know how sometimes you start arguing with someone but you're just doing it for fun about something silly. The loud girl is telling the other that she cannot be her tea. "I can be your wine when you're drunk, your water when you're thirsty, but I cannot be your tea." I am trying to surpress laughter because this sounds SO incredibly funny. At this point I was working on Statistics homework but it was hard to concentrate. So then I'm looking out of the corner of my eye and the other girl looks like she's crying! I had been waiting for them to stop and just start laughing. But instead they get into this argument and the loud one walks away saying "You don't want a woman you want a machine!" She walks to the other side of the window in a dramatic fashion and then leaves.

Whoa.

At this point I'm thinking omigoodnesswhattheheckjusthappened. Tea is nothing to get worked up about in public. LoL I have no idea if they were being serious near the end or not, but it was a good show. Maybe they'll be there the same time next week.