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HOW TO FREAK OUT YOUR ROOMMATE

Top 20 Ways to Confuse Your Roommate


1. Sit up. Say, "Time to make the donuts." Leave. Do this often.
2. Every five minutes, get up, open the door, peek out, close the door, and look relieved.
3. Every night before you go to bed, beg your roommate for a glass of water. When he brings it to you, dump it on the floor and immediately got to sleep. If the roommate ever refuses to bring you a glass of water, lie on the bed and pretend to be dying of dehydration- make annoying gagging noises until your roommate obeys.
4. Express an extreme fear of sunlight. Move away from and flinch at areas of the room that are sunny.
5. Pick up the phone every five minutes and say "Hello." Look confused and hang up.
6. Unwrap a candy bar. Eat the wrapper and throw the chocolate away.
7. When listening to the radio, sing along with different lyrics and a different tune.
8. Address your roommate by a different name every time you talk to him.
9. Constantly drink from an empty glass.
10. Every time you handle something of your roommate's, use a tissue or a glove.
11. While unlocking your door with the key, complain that the engine won't start.
12. Name your animal crackers. Mourn for them after you eat them.
13. Insist that your roommate recite the pledge of allegiance with you every morning.
14. Get a pet rabbit. At a designated time every day, take the rabbit into the bathroom and engage in loud shouting matches. If your roommate inquires, refuse to discuss the situation.
15. Keep a hamster as a pet. Buy a blender, and make a milkshake every day. Then, one day, get rid of the hamster. Make a shake using a lot of ketchup. When your roommate comes in, look at the shake, then at the empty hamster cage, then say, "What? I was curious!"
16. Try to make meals using your roommates electric blanket.
17. Aerate your underwear drawer. Claim that "they" are not getting enough oxygen.
18. Put black tape over the eyes of the people in your roommate's pictures.
19. Get a surfboard and put it on your bed. Stand on it and pretend to surf for about fifteen minutes. Then pretend to wipe out and fall off the bed onto the floor. Pretend you are drowning until your roommate comes over to rescue you. Refer to him as "my hero" from then on.
20. Every time your roommate falls asleep, wait ten minutes, wake him up and say, "It's time to go to bed now."

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