a story (actually a forward)

Fishing
A couple go on vacation to a fishing resort in northern
Minnesota. The husband likes to fish at the crack of dawn. The wife likes
to read.

One morning the husband returns after several hours of
fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the
lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short
distance, anchors, and continues to read her book.

Along comes a law enforcement officer in his boat. He
pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning Ma'am What are
you doing?"

"Reading a book," she replies, (thinking "isn't it obvious?")

"You're in a restricted fishing area," he informs her.

"I'm sorry officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading.

"Yes, but you have all the equipment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."

"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman."

"But I haven't even touched you," says the officer."
"That's true, but you have all the equipment."
The Officer says "have a nice day."

MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can
also think.