hee hee i was channel surfing before the ACT this morning and i saw this ventriloquist with his puppet on one of those religious channels (don't ask me why religious syndications need comic relief through toys):
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ventriloquist: It doesn't matter you're just a puppet.
puppet: I am not a puppet! I am a mannequin american.
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that was so corny, but it amused me.